My mother always had a special day for mothers. She didn’t just give out any old bottle of vodka or gin. It was always about her favorite drink: a drink to celebrate motherhood, a drink to honor Mother’s Day, or a drink to honor the day she found out she was pregnant with me.
The real reason I’m writing this is because the main reason I wrote this is that my mom was a real asshole. Not only that but she was a total bitch. She had to be a real bitch for me to think that. She was an asshole and I was a real bitch. But I loved her and I think I would have done the same with any other woman. So I think that’s what she was about.
You’d think that after all of that, I could have put my mother in a bottle, but no. I have not been that lucky. I have had the best of mothers, but none of them were quite like my mother.
In my experience, the two most important things about a mother are (1) she is an asshole and (2) she is a bitch. The first is easy. The second is not. So it is an easy story to tell, but it requires a really hard look at a mother’s character.
When you are the mother of an 8 year old boy, you are the mother of an asshole. In a very real sense, you are an asshole. The way you treat your kid is an asshole. The way you treat your spouse is an asshole. The way you treat your friends, family, and coworkers is an asshole. In a lot of ways you are the worst mother a person could ever know.
But you’re not the mother of a baby.
You are the mother of an asshole. If you’re the mother of an asshole, you’re the asshole. If you’re the mother of an asshole, you’re the asshole. And if the asshole isn’t the mother of a baby, you’re the asshole. And the way you treat your kid is an asshole.
If youre the mom of an asshole then youre the mother of the absolute worst mother ever. It really doesn’t get better than this. We can’t help but compare and contrast the mother we see in the trailer to what we see in our own lives. The trailer clearly tells us that if you’re the mother of an asshole, youre the asshole. We see Colt Vahn, the main character of the game, being the worst mother in the history of the human race.
It’s really hard to find someone who is a worse mother to our kids than we are. I mean, our moms are never a good example for our children to look up to. We are just as bad as they are. The trailer is probably not the best representation of our parenting because they are never even close to being as bad as our own mothers… but when you think about mothers, you realize that they are a lot worse.
Mothers are not the only horrible mothers. There are many other terrible mothers out there. Mother’s Day is just one of the most horrible days of the year. It’s a day that is used as a day to bash everything related to mothers. It’s a day that is used as a day to bash everyone related to mothers. It’s a day that is used as a day to bash the media.